Let’s laugh out loud???

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– A person who speaks two languages is bilingual…A person who speaks three languages is trilingual…A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
– What is a person who speaks one language?
– An American.

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– A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
– The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
– The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
– The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
– The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
– The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”

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– Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
– The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
– The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
– The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
– The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
– The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
– The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
– The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

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