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FRIDAY JOKES!!! ;)

 

Crazy chemist woman with disheveled hair and vial in hands

Hello Guuuuuys! It’s Friday huh???

Time to have fun, right??? So, let’s get started?

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Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Och, I look like a pig!”

The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!”

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“Mother, why do people die so quickly in our family?”

“Mama?”
“Mama?”
“Maaaammaaaaaaa!”
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Little Johnny asks his father:
“Where does the wind come from?”

“I don’t know.”

“Why do dogs bark?”

“I don’t know.”

“Why is the earth round?”

“I don’t know.”

“Does it disturb you that I ask so much?”

“No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.”
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Have a great weekend! 🙂

 

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