Friday Jokes!

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot. xxxxx Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee Waitress : Is it enough Sir? Customer : What? Do you …

English Jokes!

The perfect son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. …

PRONÚNCIA CORRETA DAS MARCAS

Hello guys… How are you doing? As vezes você se pergunta se está pronunciando as marcas corretamente para não passar vergonha? Um design criou uma série de imagens mostrando como se pronuncia as “brands”corretamente… Confira!     pandora bracelet charms pandora bracelet charms pandora bracelet charms

God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

A man visits God and says “God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?” God says “No, ask me anything at all.” So the man says “God, you’ve been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?” God replies “For me, a thousand years is only five minutes.” The man …

Friday jokes!

Hello Guys! Let’s have some fun? It`s Friday! xoxo Elen   michael kors sac a dos michael kors sac a dos michael kors sac a dos

FRIDAY JOKES!!! ;)

  Hello Guuuuuys! It’s Friday huh??? Time to have fun, right??? So, let’s get started? ************************************* Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Patrick, “What school?” ********************************** A husband and a wife …

Let’s laugh out loud???

– A person who speaks two languages is bilingual…A person who speaks three languages is trilingual…A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. – What is a person who speaks one language? – An American. ******************************** – A man receives a phone call from his doctor. – The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad …

Wise God

Let’s read some jokes because today is Friday! 😉 “Man said to God — Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man — So that you will love them. Man said to God — But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man — So that they will love you.” “Adam was walking around …

Some Jokes II

Hello people! Vamos começar a semana de uma forma mais leve e agradável? Rindo? rsrsrs Separamos mais algumas piadas bem legais para vocês! Divirtam-se! ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.     Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have …

Some Jokes I

Hello people! Vocês gostam de piadas? Já leram ou ouviram alguma piada em Inglês? Separamos algumas bem legais para vocês! Divirtam-se! 🙂 The perfect son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: …